COPY OR COINCIDENCE ?

I am really sorry for you Jonathan... but maybe it is better like that...this girl wasn't for you...
Are you still going to my wedding though? You may find your future wife there ;) !
And by the way: nice wedding invitation! Where did you find the idea?

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MY OLD FRONT NUMBER PLATE

Yes I know Neaj....I will miss it!!!!

FUTURE WIVES WILL LIKE TO KNOW...

Wife Vs Husband

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how
you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time?!"
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be
attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

Sent to me by a friend

WHAT THE STARS SAY ABOUT US...

I am Leo...
He is Libra...

"Leo and Libra will divorce messily, with Libra getting the beach house" Benrik astrological compatibility.

BUDGET: WHO IS PAYING WHAT????

- Brides's parents: Should I tell them about the wedding first?
- Groom's parents: We shouldn't expect a lot from them neither...
- Bride & Groom: All the rest!
- Sponsors: A word to the wise is enough (À bon entendeur, salut!)
- Total planned cost: £400

TROUBLE IN PARADISE...

Are we really ready to live together? I mean, a whole life...

HER ANNOYING HABITS:

- She doesn't know what "Be on time!" means
- She always forgets birthdays
- She never answers her phone
- SHE IS THE WORST COOKER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- She never says "I love you my super hero!"
- She sleeps with hearplugs
- She is always right, even when she is wrong!!!!!!!

HIS ANNOYING HABITS:

- He never notices new haircuts
- But he always notices when I put on weight!
- He always forgets to buy milk!
- He never does dishes!
- He doesn't care about his underwears...AT ALL!
- He sleeps with his socks
- He calls his Mum once a week

MY GIFT REGISTRIES (MA LISTE DE MARIAGE)

Make your choice! (Faites votre choix!)

♥ For the English speaking community:
View my list, enjoy it, think about it,... and leave a comment on the gift that would suit your purse!!!
But if you found something that wasn't on the list... We love surprises too!!!!!!

♥ For the French speaking community:
Jetez un coup d'oeil à notre liste, amusez-vous, réfléchissez-y,...et laissez-nous un commentaire sur le cadeau qui conviendrait le mieux à votre portefeuille!
Mais si vous aviez une autre idée qui ne figure pas sur la liste... On adore aussi les surprises!!!!!

MOVE YOUR BODY!!!!!

Just bought on eBay! It's gonna be fun!!!...no?

...AND THE CAKE!!!!

Recipe for a Wedding cake

4 cups of love
2 cups of passion
1/2 cup of thoughtfulness
1 cup of kindness
Pinch of common sense
A dusting of forgiveness
Mix together well, and bake
for the rest of your lives.
Serve daily.

Anonymous

Wahou!!!! Isn't it romantic and sensible??????!!!!!

HEHE!!! TIME TO SHOW THE DRESS!!!!!!!

eBay's description:
"Beautiful ivory mock satin wedding gown by Bhs in a size 8 .Full length with small train. Very elegant style with tiny pearls around neckline. Bust 34 inches. ( a little roon has been professionally made to take this larger bust size.).Waist 27 inches. length from shoulder is 57 inches. Length from shoulder to foot of hem is 67 inches. Fully lined and in good condition."


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YOUR ARE ALMOST THERE...

... you just have to find the tree next to which the ceremony will happen...

❶It is not this one...

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...nor this one...

❸
It could be this one...

❹
....or this one...

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But actually it is this ONE! You CANNOT miss it!

DIRECTIONS←↑→→→

Do you know the Spearkers' Corner?

It is a great place to spend a Sunday afternoon. It is a loud and hectical corner in the biggest recreational park in London.
Who said that marriage should be boring?
So come and enjoy what I have to tell to my future husband(s), this Sunday 9th of October.

✶ For those arriving by foot, bus, tube, or car


➞ For a bigger map
Nearest tube station: Marble Arch (Central Line)
Bus: any bus from Oxford Street Station

✶ For those arriving by plane...


➞ For a bigger map

WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS PLACE?

♥ For the English speaking community:
- OFFICIAL SITE
- THE SPEAKER CORNER HISTORY
- SOME PHOTOS, SOME MORE, AND EVEN MORE...

♥ For the French speaking community:
- HISTOIRE DU SPEAKER CORNER
- Y-A QUOI DE SI INTERESSANT À LONDRES?
- AS-TU BIEN APPRIS TA LECON?

OUR WEDDING DAY

We will always remember
The magic of this day
How it feels to be certain
That Love will guide our way
We stand here together
At the threshold of the door
That leads new fufillment
From this day forevermore

Anonymous



CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT MOVIE