TROUBLE IN PARADISE...
Are we really ready to live together? I mean, a whole life...
HER ANNOYING HABITS:
- She doesn't know what "Be on time!" means
- She always forgets birthdays
- She never answers her phone
- SHE IS THE WORST COOKER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- She never says "I love you my super hero!"
- She sleeps with hearplugs
- She is always right, even when she is wrong!!!!!!!
HIS ANNOYING HABITS:
- He never notices new haircuts
- But he always notices when I put on weight!
- He always forgets to buy milk!
- He never does dishes!
- He doesn't care about his underwears...AT ALL!
- He sleeps with his socks
- He calls his Mum once a week
HER ANNOYING HABITS:
- She doesn't know what "Be on time!" means
- She always forgets birthdays
- She never answers her phone
- SHE IS THE WORST COOKER IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- She never says "I love you my super hero!"
- She sleeps with hearplugs
- She is always right, even when she is wrong!!!!!!!
HIS ANNOYING HABITS:
- He never notices new haircuts
- But he always notices when I put on weight!
- He always forgets to buy milk!
- He never does dishes!
- He doesn't care about his underwears...AT ALL!
- He sleeps with his socks
- He calls his Mum once a week
posted by lesdixchats | 12:17 PM
Hi Laetitia,
I see that your preparations are getting pretty hectic, but I wanted to let you know that my wedding of this weekend has been cancelled. I thought it was time for me to settle down and get married, but in fact I've started seeing someone so now it is the time for excitement and adventure. I've updated my wedding invitation accordingly. The forecast was for rain on Saturday anyway.
Now that you've posted your bad habits I understand why your directions for cooking frozen fish were so very wrong.
Jonathan